Chloe Lattanzi Defines Herself as a “Freak on a Leash”

Well, there’s no question Chloe Lattanzi, the untalented, hack daughter of Olivia Newton John, is a freak. I don’t mean a cool freak you can respect either. She’s an off key, wannabe singer who doesn’t understand the point of emphasizing her words and has this guttural sounding lisp that makes her sound disgustingly stupid. As a trained singer, I can’t even listen without wanting to rip my hair out (and my head is pretty much shaved – not much hair there to tear)!

Last Thursday, the progeny of the rich and famous on Rock the Cradle had to sing a song that defined themselves. Chloe Lattanzi just happened to pick the song “Freak on a Leash”. We already know she’s a freak who likes to fill her lips with so much collagen I fear they will explode. She also had that anorexia thing going on and I seem to feel like she lost weight everywhere, but in her lips. Either way, she didn’t have to tell us something we already knew and ruin a perfectly good Korn song in the process.

You can check out her off key, screechy, overly bad performance here.

Some of her tone deaf fans say that Chloe’s singing style is “Goth Porn”. I tend to feel it’s more torture porn. It doesn’t matter what she sings, she tries to get votes by humping the stage. It’s just downright disturbing! I wouldn’t want to see her mom humping anything and at least her mom is kind of cute. Chloe didn’t get her looks or talent that’s for sure!

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